Catchy title, huh?

Here's the deal. Every night I crawl into my writing hole with my trusty laptop and try to pound out some semblence of a story that might one day make me the best damn author of all known time. Hopefully this happens before I'm 95...

I turn on the trusty laptop and what's the first thing I do? Open my WIP, right? No. I have studied my routine. I open gmail. Then I check out my Spanksters because I need to re-read all the posts and then re-read all the comments. Then I open Sherdog - because lets face it, I'm an MMA junkie. The problem with Sherdog is not the forum, it's the fact that most of the posts at some point have a YOUTUBE video. And we all know what happens then.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Besides the internet and alcohol, YOU TUBE is the greatest invention OF ALL TIME. It's a virtual wasteland of nothingness that is so freaking funny I spend at least an hour a day (that's no joke) just clicking link after link after link. Before I know it - all my 'writing' time is up and I scramble to get three or four sentences ground out before I pass out from exhaustion.

I'm such a loser. However, at least I am a highly entertained loser. And how much do we love the Navy?

Gotta run...writing on blog does not count toward writing on WIP. Stupid rules.