Hottest thing of the day:

Where was he when I was a junior in high school? I would have totally been accepting of his vampire ways.

Song of the Day:

Chellie Lyrics 101: They are not saying 'I remember the Bell Man"

Fark Headline of the Day:

What do you do when the neighborhood kids are playing on a pogo stick in your front yard? Apparently shooting them with a BB gun is the wrong answer