The Beantown Fab Five is making a comeback. Praise be to the Lord. I'm 31 years old. I shouldn't be this excited. But wtf, I F'IN LOVED THESE GUYS back in the day. I almost wet my pants when i read it on ihategreenbeans.com. Seriously. This anxious excitement built up inside me and i was thirteen all over again heading down to reunion arena with my NKOTB t-shirt and all my buttons praying to GOD Donnie would see my in the last row of the upper balcony and declare his undying love for me.

So, that didn't happen. Probably because of my lurid affair with his brother, Marky Mark. Yeah, I'm still bitter.

At my age, I can literally drop my old cassette in my $25 jam box and still sing along with every word to every song...even the b-side. Of course, I have them all on my IPOD, but it's fun to rub off the dust and relive those childhood dreams.

J. Timberlake ain't got nothing on these boys...except more talent and money...

For the record, I'm over Donnie. The minute I saw how HOT Jonathan is (because he's aged to perfection and has a brain to boot...see spanksters geek post for details), I fell in LOVE. He's no Navy SEAL but there's room here for brawn, brains and shy, skinny geeky dudes.

All I got to say is: THEY BETTER COME TO DALLAS and KRISTI BETTER GET A PLANE TICKET HOME.

Enjoy the show (Donnie AND Mark):



P.S. How many of us tried to learn that cool stair dance? I think I broke my ankle...