Hottest thing of the day:

Where was he when I was a junior in high school? I would have totally been accepting of his vampire ways.

Song of the Day:

Chellie Lyrics 101: They are not saying 'I remember the Bell Man"

Fark Headline of the Day:

What do you do when the neighborhood kids are playing on a pogo stick in your front yard? Apparently shooting them with a BB gun is the wrong answer

Picking Up A Whore 101: Do's and Don'ts - 1.) Don't pick up the whores in the marked Secret Service patrol car, and for Christ's sake, don't wear your Secret Service uniform while you're picking them up

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Best FARK! head line of the day:

Man accuses NYC police of sodomizing him with walkie-talkie. He could be telling the truth, or he could just be talking out of his ass


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