This is going to be a little immature post - I know, shocking, right? - so there's your warning.

Bella? Bella who? She was in what? With Edward? No! I don't remember her. Yeah, pretty much I remember Edward...Edward...oh, and Edward...then there was that scene with Edward and Emmett...oh, wait! No, no...that was Alice. Yeah, yeah. No, sorry mostly it's still just EDWARD.

Shut your pie hole. Girls don't give a flying flip who plays Bella. It could be that chicken that produced Entourage with Marky Mark and no one would notice. Hell, it could be Pedro and we'd all just sigh and wait for Edward to show up.

I'm just saying...Edward = Irreplaceable. Bella = Not so much.

That's all I got...I'm going back to my WIP so I have something positive to tell Gator for a change...

Say hello to your mother for me, all right?

The movie was AWESOME!

I will admit that I am perhaps the tiniest bit biased because the holes are easily filled because I knew what was missing.

...and maybe because I am in love with Edward and they could have had a she-goat playing the part and I would have been okay with it.

Thank GOD they had Robert Pattinson. There are some shots of him that are almost painful to look at because he can be so achingly perfect. That profile is beyond romantic novel proportions. Seriously. How can I get one of him? (However, I am not blind and have admitted that he reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix...)

Since I'm still AWOL at the USO. I decided to do a Top Ten of things I noticed during the movie (let's not talk about how many times I went to see it this weekend...and I'm going again EVEN if I have to go ALONE ).

10. Bella has a lazy eye. I'm sorry. It bothered the shit out of me. Just slight and possibly not even lazy...just off center...a bit.

9. Edward's shiny skin wasn't what I expected. I will admit that that part of the book kinda creeped me out and in my mind I had seen him with rays of golden sun bouncing off of him and blinding poor Bella. The movie interpretation was way better.

8. The number of adult women attending the show was a relief. Seriously.

7. I was the only one to let out a whoop the first time I saw Edward. It was retarded. Like I didn't know what he was going to look like or something.

6. There are some surprisingly funny parts that I adored. The best is when Bella visits The Cullens. Hilarious.

5. My favorite part is the baseball scene. It's the music and "Edward is very fast"

4. I have told everyone I know that has an inkling of interest in seeing the flick that Edward comes off as kinda creepy weird at times because of the blank stare thing. I know he's fighting the attraction thing but if someone continued to give me that look, I'd have to go WTF on them.

3. There are times when Edward's words seem odd to me. Like RP was struggling with the American accent. Not that I minded...I would have loved even more to listen to his charming British accent for 2 hours. Sigh.

2. Jasper's 'pain' look is HILARIOUS. Every time he is on-screen I wanted to die laughing.

1. The best Edward moment is when he is inviting Bella over to meet his family. He seems so charmingly perfect I want to marry him and have vampire babies. Of course, I'm also perfectly okay with having RP's babies as well.

It's officially my Titanic. I will see it as many times as I can find someone to go with me. It's the love story that does it. 27 Dresses and Pride and Prejudice at home. Twilight in the theatre. I'm a romantic sap.

Side Note: Two things that didn't make the top ten. 1. You can see the outline of RP's contacts (black and amber) in several shots, which I found irritating. Can't they photoshop that shit out or something? 2. 'Gator picked up on one or two things that will probably make moviemistakes.com - GOOD EYE!!!

Yes. It's less than 3 hours until the damn movie is finally out. I. Can't. Wait.

Can I tell you how I have prepared for this shining moment in my life? I bought a TEAM EDWARD t-shirt. I don't care if it's stupid. Everyone needs to know where I stand. Yes, Jacob is hot but he is a dog. Literally. You can have your big smelly mutt, I'll just keep my pale bloodsucker.

It hard to believe I'd never even considered reading any of the Twilight books less than a month or so ago. That's what learning someone might turn down a multi-million dollar book deal will do to you. And if it was a scam - it worked. I bought Twilight and by the time I was half way through I'd bought the remaining three. And bookworm that I am, I am now re-reading all of them. Even though it's been less than thirty days.

I have a lot of time on my hands since I'm still dealing with the badge replacement debacle which is keeping me from my shift down at the USO. I don't want to talk about it. I get all bitchy and shit just thinking about the THREE WEEKS I've been away. Probably I'll have to train all over again because I won't remember where anything goes. Sigh. I'm gonna stop because I can feel my cheeks burning already.

Side Note: If you have a Mi Cocina in your neck of the woods, I can't possibly say enough about the magical wonder of the Mambo Taxi. I do know two things:

1. By the time you drink the second one, quite possibly you might be dancing the Mambo. Not that I know from experience or anything...

2. You definitely need the Taxi. Again, not that I know...

Okay and here's a 3rd one...by the time I'm done with one, I can't feel my lips. They are amazing.

So, I'm marking off the hours until I can wear my TEAM EDWARD shirt and counting the minutes until I see him playing that piano.

So what if he's the bad guy?

P.S. It's cold here in town tonight. Wind is blowing like crazy and I have my heater on 80. It shouldn't get cold in Dallas. Not that it matters, I just thought I should explain the post title since it has no relevance on the post. Idiot.

Another P.S. If Utah calls me one more time about the amazing time she had at the NKOTB concert I'm going to scream. Stop rubbing it in already. I know Donnie's hot. I know Jordan has great abs. I know Joey is funny. BECAUSE YOU ALREADY TOLD ME. SIX TIMES. Stop. Please.