So. No, this article is not about my beef with the Jack In The Box by my office that has GONE TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET since little miss sunshine was resigned. Although NOW I am upset about that so there will probably be another post later. And, no TT, this is not about that Jack. HAHAHAHA!

This is about the movie Four Brothers. And, yeah, I only watched it because my ex-husband Marky Mark is in it, but shit...I mean he's HOT. But it was a good movie. I was all who done it and whatever. Got into, really liked it....

UNTIL THEY KILLED JACK. I don't care if it is a spoiler on a two year old flick but JESUS. DID THEY HAVE TO KILL JACK? He was so sweet and scared and fearless and then Marky Mark started to cry and I was all upset because it made me want to cry and I'm still real bitter about the D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

What is it with this kill the good character trend in Hollywood? If I want to see the hero die, or watch his wife fade into the sunset with his best friends brother, I'll go to the French section of the local rental palace and go to town. But this is America! Land of the free, home of the never sad, always true love to be found with the happy ending. Don't make me fall in love with a character and then kill him off. It's bad enough my favorite authors are doing this left and right...can we leave the movies alone?

I mean, geez, I'm still freaking trying to recover from Billy's death in The Departed and Hollywood dumps this shit on me. On a side note? Is there anything better in this world for a Southern girl than a movie full of men with Boston accents? And damn, Leo was HOT like McSteamy hot in that movie...with the Beantown accent? Oh. My. Lord.

Where was I? Oh, right. Hello, Hollywood? Yeah, hi, it's Chellie. I was just wondering if you could STOP KILLING THE GOOD GUYS? And maybe make more movies with Leo and the hot Boston accent? And with Mark. Or Both. Together. Okay. Thanks.

Keep the dream alive. Stop killing Jacks.