I paid $1.89 for a gallon of milk tonight. Guess it suddenly got cheaper to milk the cow. Again I'm not complaining because the processing of the milk is a real good thing.

BTW, the milk that was delivered to our little backwood country house looked just like that pic up there. I miss those days of biscuits and sausage gravy. Of Daddy pulling me around on the riding mower in my wagon. Except that shit came to an abrupt end when I crawled out one day, half asleep and used the steaming hot muffler thingy as a handle. Yeah. That hurt pretty bad. I'm pretty sure I blamed my step mother. She got blamed for everything. Especially that one time she came home from the hospital with a whiny little boy instead of the princess girl I had asked for. She never did like me. Plus she still to this day calls me by my first name. Grrrrr....LOL

In other news, my mother sent me about 14 inappropriate emails today. What is it with old people and the mass mailing of things they think are funny? I can't get a birthday card from her in the right month but I can get blasted by emails about Michael Jordan and Eddie Murphy.

I'm pretty sure I shocked Gator today with two stories. The one about how it didn't fit had her cracking up and my visit to see a friend in jail (like 16 years ago) would have made her choke if she'd been drinking. Too bad...I would have peed my pants watching her spew ice tea and fajitas out her nose.

Turns out even famous people beat each other up.

Tom, Travis (sigh) and Mark are officially back together. I can't wait. From the pic I saw from the Grammy's, I'm pretty sure Tom is going to throw down at some point. I love those guys.

I'm in L-O-V-E with Josh Gracin's cover of 'Telluride', one of the greatest Tim songs ever. Hot marine singing about snow falling down = HOT.

Taylor Swift finally has a video for 'White Knight'. Eh. The dude in the video could have been hotter, but she looked good and the song is my 2nd fav from the album.

Juno made me cry. I think I was having a depression this weekend from the GSP Scandal so that might have impacted my ability to be objective. But my God. When Jen Garner does that kneeling down and talking to the belly thing - I just lost it.

I posted on my Spankster blog about reading my old diary and how crazy over-the-top dramatic I was back in the day. Because I'm so not dramatic these days...riiiight. That's some good reading right there folks.

Gator and I decided it would be a great idea to adopt the fire station down the street from work. Good times ahead there. Maybe I'll do a top ten from each of those visits.

Okay, well I'm all posted out. I'm not working at the USO this weekend because I'm working at that other place that pays my salary...sigh.