Anyone seen this show? Barely dressed women aside, I love this show.

Let's recap a few things I have learned from the most educational show on Spike:

* Midgets cost double - this is sad news for Jack in Iraq because I imagine the shipping is double as well. Sorry, Jack.

* There is some freaky spider venom that works better than Viagra. However, I don't really understand how they went about testing this discovery.

* I now know how to make a stun gun from a disposable camera. I'm debating if I should test this on 'Gator over at Upside Down Pears - just for the comedic value.

* American woman don't measure up to Mexican woman in the 'long distance running' category if you catch my drift. Again, how did they test this?

* Airline pilot discussing - without cracking a smile - the frozen poop that sometimes falls out of airplanes. I always thought that was a myth. How wrong I was.

These are just a few of the fascinating fun facts that add absolutely no value to me - well, except for the stun gun thing. And I'm kinda pissed because I fell asleep before seeing the part about whether or not human gas can be used as an alternative to mouth to mouth CPR. Utah would have wanted to know about that...

My only wish is that I had watched these couple of episodes before my conversation with the walking WIKI Marine on Sunday. That way my worthless knowledge might have matched up better with his own. He would have wanted to know about the spider thing, I'm sure of it.

What is wrong with me?